I’ve tried nothing and I’m out of ideas.
Don’t forget making a dating profile where I took six pictures in different corners of my house wearing the same outfit.
Better than a car selfie featuring a hat and sunglasses.
Not too shabby, you have 6 corners in your room
Fuck, this hit a little too close to home.
My old coworker and I would bullshit and be like Oh hi Mark at awkward times, to try and make the other one laugh.
Then once a guy we didn’t really know was there. And we were doing it, but didn’t realized his name was actually Mark.
Oh man that was peak LoL work shenanigans
Anyway, how’s your sex life?
what a great story Mark
Half of married people die alone, so being single is kinda like being post-married anyways…
It’s fine, I got all you guys. Hi friends.
It’s a lot just posting this.
But I’m the Juggernaut Bitch!
oh pls
i figure the eventuality of most people not dying alone will induce some sort of serendipity
:(
God damn is hard
Too relatable
