Not a joke. My cousin has one of those. Yes he is pretty dumb

Unfortunately they always seem to be able to reproduce before Darwin can get to them.

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I have two hands for a reason!

Double-fisting? One on the beer, one in the rear?

That’s genius. It makes it easier for the officer to open the beer that I offer him.

Amateurs, I just pop the bottle caps off the steering wheel. It’s all in the wrists.

And if I want to open a bottle while I am driving? How can I do?

It’s super easy to open beers with all the different seatbelts.anyway. it’s like manufacturere designed it in.