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@heartpatcher@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

He may try to sleep with you

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He may try to sleep with you

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@heartpatcher@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • Altima NEO
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    85•1 year ago

    • @abbadon420@lemm.ee
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      14•1 year ago

      Well, that’s a clear sign that you’re wasting a lot of time.

    • @Pinklink@lemm.ee
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      11•1 year ago

      I did not. Still enjoyed it without context though

      • @fl42v@lemmy.ml
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        17•1 year ago

        https://sh.itjust.works/post/18780875

        • @toynbee@lemmy.world
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          6•1 year ago

          I saw that post earlier, but it seems in the picture like the demon (or whatever, I don’t want to pigeonhole) is saying “Kevin” rather than being labeled such. I didn’t get it until you connected the dots, so thank you.

  • @Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    28•1 year ago

    That’s a cool looking dog

  • BarqsHasBite
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    23•1 year ago

    Luckily a door will stop him.

    • @protist@mander.xyz
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      11•1 year ago

      But…he’s already through the door…

      • @stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        Not my butthole door.

  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍
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    18•1 year ago

    You look cold, Kevin. Hop into bed; it’s warm under the covers. No hanky-panky, mind you! I’m a married man.

    • @GluWu@lemm.ee
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      9•1 year ago

      Hey Kevin, come to my house, we can hanky-panky.

      • @stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        Hey Kev-o! I’m not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you’re ready. Lube’s in the top shelf.

        • @GluWu@lemm.ee
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          7•1 year ago

          FUCK ME IN THE ASS, KEVIN.

          • @stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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            1•1 year ago

            *runs, screaming, backwards, directly at Kevin, while holding my anus open with my fingers.

            • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍
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              2•1 year ago

              This thread went in an unexpectedly 4chan direction really fast.

              • @stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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                1•1 year ago

                No. If this was /b/ somebody would have posted a webm of somebody getting their face cut off by now, probably followed by porn. We’re safe.

  • DenizEfe
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    16•1 year ago

    Hear me out

    • DenizEfe
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      13•1 year ago

      He looks breedable

    • Hugucinogens
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      2•1 year ago

      I really just need someone, anyone to cuddle.

    • @Sunsethughes@sh.itjust.works
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      2•1 year ago

      Those fingers though

  • Flying SquidM
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    12•1 year ago

    Those of us on Ten Forward have our own Kevin. A better Kevin. A Kevin we all wish we could be.

    • LousyCornMuffins
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      2•1 year ago

      Kevin I’m trying to sleep you can sing in the morning

      • Flying SquidM
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        2•1 year ago

        Kevin sings when Kevin wants.

  • @distantsounds@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    There is a cleaning fee to consider, Kevin

    • @paddirn@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Kevin gonna be makin’ me nut all over the place.

  • @fl42v@lemmy.ml
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    8•1 year ago

    That’s kinda what I’ve imagined as well

  • THCDenton
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    3•1 year ago

    I’d still make room for him. Hop on in buddy.

    • @Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Snuggle buddy for life!

      • THCDenton
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        2•1 year ago

        🥰

  • @fossilesque@mander.xyz
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    3•1 year ago

    Drake

  • @ComradeR@lemmy.ml
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    2•1 year ago

    No problem for me! But I’m farting a lot today. I hope Kevin don’t mind it…

  • @MonkderDritte@feddit.de
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    2•1 year ago

    Thanks no, he snores.

  • Nom Nom
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    2•1 year ago

    451966

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    1•1 year ago

    At least he doesn’t have his great and mighty vampire wizard gun!

  • @BreadOven@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    This whole message is an edit. I had originally posted the screen cap that this post was referencing…I didn’t read the title and thought the screen cap was just a coincidence.

    Moral of the story: read the title before posting. Haha.

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