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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Two guys walk into a bar...

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Two guys walk into a bar...

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Ok, I liked this more than I should. Pointless in the best way.

  • emptyother@programming.dev
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    Someone should move that bar before anyone get hurt.

    • optional@sh.itjust.works
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      Stop lowering the bar!

    • October@lemmy.world
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      But that wouldn’t be fair to all the people that already walked into the bar!

      • emptyother@programming.dev
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        Are you really bringing politics into MY bar?

        Good, it could need some. *Hangs up a rainbow flag to make the bar easier to spot AND to piss off anyone who thinks “politics has no place on bars”.*

    • ows@lemmy.world
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      Omg. That’s what the bubumche means. I never got that. No one ever explained. Hahaha. Genuinely thought it meant “that’s the punch line”, amazing. I’m halfway through life and still catching up. I am definitely more into the pointless style joke posted by OP.

      • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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        I dunno, I still think it’s just a punchline marker.

        • ows@lemmy.world
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          Clearly it is, but I’d missed anything about it being the sound of 2 people managing into something and perhaps it landing on the floor.

          • ferret@sh.itjust.works
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            Two drums and a cymbal roll off a cliff

            • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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              Relevant Tom Scott

  • Ech@lemm.ee
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    Hah! Classic.

  • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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    Is there a rabbi or priest there?

    • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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      Yes, but they’re both the same person, and also the bartender.

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      No but there’s a chemist drinking water and his friend spitting out some hydrogen peroxide

      • emptyother@programming.dev
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        So… Roll for initiative then?

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    The she turned around and said… so I turned around and said…

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