Just stupid mistakes from Florida. This team is a mess. Especially when you consider how talented they are.
This is all coaching.
It wouldn’t be week one without these sorts of frustrations. Remember last year when Florida won? How did the rest of the season go for each team, I wonder…
That was an egregious coaching failure. Rookie head coaches don’t make that mistake
4th and 1 false start leads to a missed field goal.
This Florida team does not look good
My daughter to me: “Daddy, I really hope your team wins, even though they probably won’t.”
Damn that’s good. Good on you for raising her the right way
Strictly speaking, she didn’t catch that it was only the first quarter, but I LOL’d. She tolerates my Floridaman tendencies, but takes the lead in all things sporting from her Dallas-born, TCU-alum mother.
Graham Mertz: all the inconsistency of Anthony Richardson, none of the ceiling!
Any ACC fans out there who can explain why they’re considering an odd number of expansion candidates? Does the ND scheduling arrangement make it more practical?
And yes, yes I am trying to change the subject in my own team’s game thread.
And yes, yes I am trying to change the subject in my own team’s game thread.
Lol. Well I’m not an ACC fan but I think the ND deal probably helps. Could be saving a spot for full ND membership if they can convince the domers they need to be in a conference and the B1G is full. Maybe the real decision makers (ESPN) asked them to.
Punt team is good when they don’t cheat in literally the most pointlessly dumb way imaginable.
I think I change my prediction. Utah is on track for 210-0.
Cam Rising looks like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite.
Of course, Graham Mertz looks like Kip Dynamite without the sexy mustache.
Lmao. I miss Rising at Texas. Now we don’t have him or the mullet (Quinn Ewers cut it off this summer)
Eh, good. The blonde mullet is a Southlake Carroll thing. I hate Southlake Carroll.
Not a fan of them either. Now, when I was a kid did I go to Southlake on Halloween to trick-or-treat? Let’s just say they were giving away full-size candy bars and iPods…
This is brilliant from the Gators. Lull them into a false sense of security with a two score lead and starting a drive on the Florida side of the field. 5-D chess over here.
I am not impressed gators.
Mertz you goober.
Well, that was one of the more dominant two-score wins I’ve ever seen. GG to the Utes. Billy has a tough row to hoe this season, but he has got to get the Gators looking less sloppy to keep people believing for the future.
Ok, we don’t want to beat them by too much. I don’t like playing backup gator qbs
After that Utah punt, do you need some Narcan?
“Yeah doc, I swear to god. It bounced straight laterally inside the 5. And it hasn’t gone down since”
OH BABY THATS HOW YOU PUNT
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, fLorida
Orange team good?
I’ll allow it
Looks like all the mods are fans of orange teams. I smell a conspiracy…
Just checking in to say FUCK ALL ORANGE TEAMS