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  • @hellyeahgococks
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    10 months ago

    Just stupid mistakes from Florida. This team is a mess. Especially when you consider how talented they are.

    This is all coaching.

    • @ToasterOverlordOPM
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      310 months ago

      It wouldn’t be week one without these sorts of frustrations. Remember last year when Florida won? How did the rest of the season go for each team, I wonder…

  • @hellyeahgococks
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    610 months ago

    4th and 1 false start leads to a missed field goal.

    This Florida team does not look good

  • wjrii
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    510 months ago

    My daughter to me: “Daddy, I really hope your team wins, even though they probably won’t.”

    • @ToasterOverlordOPM
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      210 months ago

      Damn that’s good. Good on you for raising her the right way

      • wjrii
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        10 months ago

        Strictly speaking, she didn’t catch that it was only the first quarter, but I LOL’d. She tolerates my Floridaman tendencies, but takes the lead in all things sporting from her Dallas-born, TCU-alum mother.

  • wjrii
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    410 months ago

    Graham Mertz: all the inconsistency of Anthony Richardson, none of the ceiling!

  • wjrii
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    410 months ago

    Any ACC fans out there who can explain why they’re considering an odd number of expansion candidates? Does the ND scheduling arrangement make it more practical?

    And yes, yes I am trying to change the subject in my own team’s game thread.

    • @ToasterOverlordOPM
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      310 months ago

      And yes, yes I am trying to change the subject in my own team’s game thread.

      Lol. Well I’m not an ACC fan but I think the ND deal probably helps. Could be saving a spot for full ND membership if they can convince the domers they need to be in a conference and the B1G is full. Maybe the real decision makers (ESPN) asked them to.

  • wjrii
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    410 months ago

    Punt team is good when they don’t cheat in literally the most pointlessly dumb way imaginable.

  • @hellyeahgococks
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    410 months ago

    I think I change my prediction. Utah is on track for 210-0.

  • wjrii
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    410 months ago

    Cam Rising looks like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite.

    Of course, Graham Mertz looks like Kip Dynamite without the sexy mustache.

    • @ToasterOverlordOPM
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      210 months ago

      Lmao. I miss Rising at Texas. Now we don’t have him or the mullet (Quinn Ewers cut it off this summer)

      • wjrii
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        210 months ago

        Eh, good. The blonde mullet is a Southlake Carroll thing. I hate Southlake Carroll.

        • @ToasterOverlordOPM
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          210 months ago

          Not a fan of them either. Now, when I was a kid did I go to Southlake on Halloween to trick-or-treat? Let’s just say they were giving away full-size candy bars and iPods…

  • wjrii
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    410 months ago

    This is brilliant from the Gators. Lull them into a false sense of security with a two score lead and starting a drive on the Florida side of the field. 5-D chess over here.

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    10 months ago

    Well, that was one of the more dominant two-score wins I’ve ever seen. GG to the Utes. Billy has a tough row to hoe this season, but he has got to get the Gators looking less sloppy to keep people believing for the future.

  • g0d0fm15ch13fM
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    310 months ago

    Ok, we don’t want to beat them by too much. I don’t like playing backup gator qbs

    • wjrii
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      310 months ago

      After that Utah punt, do you need some Narcan?

      • g0d0fm15ch13fM
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        110 months ago

        “Yeah doc, I swear to god. It bounced straight laterally inside the 5. And it hasn’t gone down since”