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minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·2 years agoBeans = Farty Starties Because they give you gas (pooty booty).
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·2 years agoAnd if they went bad, you get booty shooty (diarrhea).
minus-squareandrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoBeans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.
Beans = Farty Starties
Because they give you gas (pooty booty).
And if they went bad, you get booty shooty (diarrhea).
Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.