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@Gork@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 6 months ago

Code is a spectrum

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Code is a spectrum

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@Gork@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 6 months ago
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  • TimeSquirrel
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    43•6 months ago

    Everything is open source if you can read assembly.

    • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      21•6 months ago

      binaries aren’t assembly though, they’re *peers at notes, draws a blank* they’re… something else

      • TimeSquirrel
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        35•6 months ago

        You just have to be able to navigate whatever executable file format it is, figure out where the data/code sections are, how different parts are linked together, and translate all the binary opcodes to readable mnemonics.

        Easy. 😁

      • davel [he/him]
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        28•6 months ago

        I think it’s most commonly called machine code.

        • idunnololz
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          3•6 months ago

          True. Machine code usually has a 1:1 mapping to assembly so it’s not hard to read machine code as assembly. Although you will not see any of the labels (unless for some reason the the labels were left in).

      • Ziglin (it/they)
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        4•6 months ago

        They’re assembled into binary (together with metadata in some cases).

  • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    40•6 months ago

    All files are binary.

    • @steal_your_face@lemmy.ml
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      34•6 months ago

      Quantum computers enter the picture

      • @Luccus@feddit.org
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        32•6 months ago

        Damn woke physics

    • @ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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      23•6 months ago

      Bitgot

    • @vane@lemmy.world
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      12•6 months ago

      There are ternary computers - just not so popular. Maybe when Carbon nanotube computers will take off it will be a thing.

    • Sonotsugipaa
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      4•6 months ago

      No, all files are base 256

      • The Ramen Dutchman
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        9•6 months ago

        That’s just binary with extra steps.

  • @fnrir@lemmy.world
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    22•6 months ago

    This feels on topic:

    https://github.com/dawsbot/woman

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Installation

      npm

      Nah

      • @fnrir@lemmy.world
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        18•6 months ago

        Now all we need to do is rewrite this in Rust (the enby solution) and call it… idk… “enbym”?

        • @horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world
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          7•6 months ago

          Dark mode would be NB-PM

        • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          0•6 months ago

          If it ain’t C, it’s crap

          • CarrotsHaveEars
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            6 months ago

            C for crap.

            R for rubish.

            Fair enough.

    • @lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      10•6 months ago

      Also: https://github.com/TodePond/DreamBerd

      Booleans can be true, false or maybe. Technical info: Booleans are stored as one-and-a-half bits.

  • @akkajdh999@programming.dev
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    deleted by creator

    • @horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world
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      8•6 months ago

      👉 👈

    • @fl42v@lemmy.ml
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      2•6 months ago

      Given my code (mind)fucks only those who try to read it, you’re gay

  • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    10•6 months ago

    Remember, there is no ‘bad’ code – we have to be tolerant. There is just ‘different’ code.

    • The Ramen Dutchman
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      8•6 months ago

      *glances at PR*

      Man why does your code look so… *Different? *

      • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        4•6 months ago

        ASCII art

  • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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    8•6 months ago

    New gender dropped, source baby source!

  • Endymion_Mallorn
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    0•6 months ago

    Nah, everything is binary. We just view it through false lenses because the switches got too tiny and people got too dumb.

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