Imagine if he died before Biden

Man, it’s annoying seeing a headline starting with “Trump, 79” that doesn’t end with “dead”.

Strokes took out both my parents. Come on stroke, you owe me. I’ll undoubtedly go out the same way.

That’s not so much a “call out” as a “hey, I think the president just had a stroke.”

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I read the headline earlier, with no picture, and thought yeah he always looks like a bloated orange monster that tracks.

Actually seeing the pictures all I can think of is the training I did on FAST, literally the F is for face drooping, that old mother fucker is having a god damned stroke…