Kristi “I’m not a garden gnome” Noeme “It is clear that our brave and intelligent federal law enforcement agent face a new and terrifying threat. The the treat of ice. Ice and all weather are domestic terrorists that are being propped up by the radical left of Iran, Venezuela, Greenland, and more. President Trumpie has given us new instructions in semi readable crayon that we are to encourage global warming. The higher temperatures will stop ice from forming and attacking our brave lil’ federal agents.”