I got a detention for looking at a teacher “weird” in 9th grade. I was the only one in detention and he stared at ME weird the whole time, then tried to block the door on my way out. I slugged him in the stomach to get by and he never reported it, so that confirmed the creepy.

I got sent out to the hall whenever I had hiccups in 8th grade. They were too loud, apparently, and the teacher thought I was faking in order to disturb class.

I have no idea how a thread from a year ago ended up on my main page, but reading this was like a time capsule

It’s different than that for me. Try using your phone video recorder when reading a page out of a book and see if you can get used to your voice by the end. In my experience, out-of-body experiences are much more natural and don’t trigger the same uncanny valley-type feeling

Yeah, r/cospenis might break an AI

It took 10 years then finally meeting again at my Grandparents’ home, and realizing my mother was scared shitless of me. That took the power back, like I wasn’t a defenseless, dependant 16 year old anymore. It’s like she knew better than to ever bring up right-wing political cult stuff after that ever again. She died in 2020, so ig I’m glad she never lived to see the current state of affairs

Same!!! I found I subconsciously read lips well enough with peripheral vision that I can look at most ppls’ eyes when they speak, but I feel like I’m internally tracking how long I’ve been staring and when it’s appropriate to look away for a second to avoid coming off as too intense. It works with everyone except my partner who is also autistic and says masking is a form of manipulation. So ig there’s this range of eye contact where NTs feel comfortable, but that same range could be uncomfortable for NDs

Haaha, thanks, I showed it to him 😂💜

Haahaha 😂

Haahaha 😂 sorry

Haahaha! It has a couple three options for letting ppl know the cycle is over, I probably went overboard with that and have wiring I don’t need 😂

Thank you, it’ll take awhile to get a patent, but if stuff gets too much worse here I might just email the plans to NGOs and the UN without waiting, I don’t really know what to do bc I want it to have the most open-source protections on it

This would be amazing.

Ok so stay with me, when I was sick and couldn’t eat solid food for two weeks my friend put a double bacon cheeseburger in her blender with milk then microwaved it for me. Once I got used to the flavor and temperature of a burger coming from a milkshake texture it was like one of the best meals I’ve ever had.

Any kind of mindfuckery with food should be tried bc why the hell not? 😂💜🍻

Totato for sure, potatoes taste gross 😂

Haahaha 😂

Not showering often saves on water

My 5 yr old friend says to ask her “Ding dong, ding dong.”

My cousin is, if I can get him to. Most of the parts should be easy to buy, but a couple I need to talk to the manufacturers for. It uses ions tho, not sonic waves

Your link about water gave me a good idea who to email about this waterless/detergentless laundry thing that can also be used in place of a shower that I saw in a dream and have started making. It uses ions, and the parts already exist, just no one’s put them together in a house-sized or mobile tent unit before

So thanks!

Long live tubal litigations! 💜🎉

Her hair is gorgeous!

Home Alone has some solid ideas