Why are the plushies on the left side on the right side and why are the plushies on the right on the left side?

There’s a video of one of the stormtroopers taking a handcuffed woman into a portable toilet. I’m assuming that’s what they’re talking about.

Shits and giggles.

It was a lollipop you bit down on and you could hear music played through your teeth.

When I was about 12 I started a short lived fad in my extended friend group of wearing headphones in your nostrils instead of your ears. If you turned them up high it sorta worked.

Enjoy them folks but remember, if you taste the abyss, the abyss also tastes you.

And people think I’m weird for despising Amerikkka with every fibre of my being. 🤷

This is the first I’m hearing of Morphe. Just downloaded it and set it up. Took 10 mins. Faff level: minor. A couple more steps than I remember from Vanced.

I was able to login with my YT account and access my music playlist. I’ve been using Newpipe which is fine, but I’ve really missed that feature.

Hey OP. You’re a cunt.

Command Yellow

I’m sorry for being a bit of a girl and I don’t know what to do with the percentage of the same thing as a child and I don’t know what to do with the percentage of the same thing as I was in the same place as a friend of the kids and I was in the car park and it was a bit of a good boy and I was in the car park and it was a bit of a bit of a bit of a job and I was in the office and I was in the office and I was in the office and I was in the office and I was in the office and I was in the office and I was in the office and I was in the office…

Handegg.

Nah. Dehumanising language is A-OK as long as it’s going upwards.

These people are not human. They are lacking in fundamental humanity.

Luigi should, at most, be done for firing a gun in public. The fact a sociopath’s brain got in the way is irrelevant.

These cunts need to start feeling terrified.

Any other politician throughout modern political history would have their disappointed voters start something like this with “I voted for you but…”

I know I’m not saying what hasn’t been said a million times by now but it’s just so fucking weird.

The president isn’t your child. You don’t need to show them unconditional love. You’re allowed to criticise them without prefacing that you still love them.

The ghoul is a big part of a reason the world is the way it is today.

He and his heirs need lined up against a wall.

Because they’re all rich kids.

Soft times make soft people.

• Threatens northern and southern neighbors with whom your nation had shared peaceful relations for centuries with invasion
• Doesn’t get Peace Prize
• Shocked Pikachu face

Starmer is terrified of Reform. So he’s taken the really smart stance of pulling Labour to the right to court a demographic that would never vote Labour anyway, and in the meantime utterly piss off his core base.

Sounds like something a tax dodger would say…

I got a 3 day ban for suggesting the Jan 6ers should have been shot for being traitors.

Then got a 7 day ban for joking that a violent insurrection was needed in my own country.

I wouldn’t have minded if I was banned for being a filthy hypocrite.

Exactly. The guy’s a very talented shyster, almost to the level of a savant. He’s stupid in a lot of ways. His social intelligence is practically zero, for example. But to utterly discount him is dangerous.