Ughhh, I hate ingesting stimulants and sitting at computer at work >:(

I wish I could ingest stimulants and sit at computer at home :)

Pretty sure this is the cover of an unreleased Primus album

Joke’s on you, I’m a habitual daydreamer. I don’t even NEED hands. I am distraction itself.

Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything

Abridged version

What OP is neglecting to mention is they pronounce both of them “bwush :3”

Saved you a click: Plate the pasta, put the plate on a scissor lift.

Hawaii and Nevada should date ❤️

Simple! Just keep $2,000 cash in your glove compartment at all times. You’ve now saved $500, congratulations!

Smoking like a mad scientist in a cartoon that just got electrocuted by an experiment gone awry

When I was a teenager, the discussion was always “would you survive the first wave,” and my friends and I were never sure if we would or not. We didn’t realize the bar for that was whether or not you would run towards the zombies…

With a playful strawberry jam filling that gushes out of its eyes and mouth when you bite into it

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So THAT’S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness…

Right? And they don’t even explain toilet paper at the end. Big disappointment for people who’d want to know

Trying to remember whether I named the most recent copy of my resume shitstink.pdf or hellpiss.pdf

Wouldn’t mind seeing the game come back. Don’t get me wrong, it was pretty shitty. But, for whatever reason, I kept finding myself coming back until there wasn’t a game to come back to anymore. I guess I was charmed by it.

I think I’d wanna get this for the Mountain Dew-themed PC build I didn’t know I wanted to do until right this very moment.

Honestly, if you already have it set up to automate printing the screen and saving it as an image, then seamlessly syncing that file with your phone, I don’t even think you need to worry about making an app or dealing with the phone camera. If you can set that process to trigger on a single button press, that’d be wayyy faster and easier.

That, or I was thinking this wasn’t even real, and was more of a “proof of concept” video with the ads edited onto the buildings. So, the person would have to stay still to make it easier to overlay the animations onto the building without having to worry about the angle getting messed up and making it too obvious when the angles of the animation and of the building’s face don’t line up.

I don’t really have any definitive proof of that, though, so it’s honestly only a guess

Yeah, an Alignment Issue