• Ecco the dolphin
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    322 days ago

    Right?

    I’m wondering if there’s a way I can use this to get deported to the lands of my great great great great grandparents (Germany or the Netherlands or somewhere idk)

    They wouldn’t take my stupid ass otherwise

    • @4am@lemmy.zip
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      202 days ago

      No they’ll send you to CECOT or just make you stateless and dump you somewhere random with nothing

    • @Zron@lemmy.world
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      72 days ago

      My DNA is such a fucking mashup that I could theoretically go to almost any European country.

      Take me back.

        • @Zron@lemmy.world
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          11 day ago

          I’m an HVAC technician with 5 years of experience in commercial refrigeration.

          You know someone that would sponsor an immigrant?

          • @Birch@sh.itjust.works
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            21 day ago

            Me personally, no.

            But honestly with how on fire the world currently is, a lot of places will be in need of air con soon that didn’t before, if your skills also transfer to heat pumps I think you can take your pick of where you’d like to go. Just start sending applications. Also if you have any European ancestors, check if that country doesn’t grant descended citizenship (like ireland, greece, italy etc).

    • @DMiller@lemmy.world
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      52 days ago

      I’m wondering about this also except my lawful parents have been here only about 30 years. I don’t know if their legal status when I was born is ‘legal enough’ for me to remain even when birthright was perfectly intact at the time. I’d probably have three options of countries to go to. But only if they will accept ‘stateless U.S. citizens’ is another matter because the Global North is gungho about anti-immigration and that includes asylum.