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@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?

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Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?

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@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee
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    Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn’t ask, for her permission I’m wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear.

    In the store, there’s a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear

    In the office there’s a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town.” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress, like Madonna. Put on some eye shade, and join the parade. Walking around in women’s underwear.

    Lacey things, missing. Didn’t ask, permission. Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear.

    • @taiyang@lemmy.world
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      This sent me down a wonderful rabbit hole.

      There is a music video.

      • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        4•1 year ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        There is a music video.

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

      • Apathy Tree
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        4•1 year ago

        I found from that, this;

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=76x9RGd_iiA

        And it’s gloriously awkward and funny. Men old enough to have fathered me, and I’m no spring chicken today.

        • @taiyang@lemmy.world
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          Magnificent, haha

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          https://m.piped.video/watch?v=76x9RGd_iiA

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

      • @Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee
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        Thanks for this! I didn’t know about a new video. I had this album on cassette when I was a kid

        • @taiyang@lemmy.world
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          And only 11k views, feels like it needs a bump lol

    • @philthi@lemmy.world
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      This is my favourite comment of all my experience with Lemmy so far.

      • @taiyang@lemmy.world
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        There’s an album this is from. I am just learning this now as well! I Am Santa Claus by Bob Rivers (1993)

    • @BlueLineBae@midwest.social
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      Oh man. In my fucked up family, this is the Christmas album we would listen to every year. I’m sure some songs were very inappropriate for children, but I’d like to think I turned out ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @pete_the_cat@lemmy.world
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      Until I saw the below comment, I thought you came up with that on the spot and I was really impressed 😂

    • @benderbeerman@lemmy.world
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      This is the comment I was looking for, thanks for the trip down memory lane

    • @RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network
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      This comment brings me so much joy 💕

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