• @EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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    181 year ago

    I’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online.

    80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.

    • Ricky Rigatoni
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      61 year ago

      I’m going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.