SnausagesinaBlanket to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 21 days agoHappy Birthday Emma!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1612arrow-down111
arrow-up1601arrow-down1imageHappy Birthday Emma!lemmy.worldSnausagesinaBlanket to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 21 days agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squaretrollercoasterlinkfedilinkEnglish5•21 days agoBut if you eat too much of it, you’ll shit rainbows afterwards.
minus-square@jaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•21 days agoI already shit rainbows, and I haven’t been eating unicorns. Should I talk with my doctor?
minus-squaretrollercoasterlinkfedilinkEnglish5•21 days agoYou sure that nobody has sold you mislabeled unicorn meat?
minus-square@jaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•21 days agoIt was a pig with a cone strapped to his head. In a trench coat.
Silly girl.
Unicorn tastes better.
Yeah, but Unicorn, in this economy? Come on now.
But if you eat too much of it, you’ll shit rainbows afterwards.
I already shit rainbows, and I haven’t been eating unicorns. Should I talk with my doctor?
You sure that nobody has sold you mislabeled unicorn meat?
It was a pig with a cone strapped to his head. In a trench coat.