My recent ones aren’t very serious but they’ve been living rent free.

Coworker called me a tech racoon because I don’t throw computer shit away.

Other was another coworker mentioning that people that like purple really like it. Making me go “fuck” everytime I find a new purple thing in my home. Think I’m up to 30+ 🙃

What about you?

  • @PunkRockSportsFanEnglish
    19•5 days ago

    Once in a while, someone tells me I’m being an asshole.

    They’re usually right.

    I’ll then try to stay quiet until I can think of something decidedly i Un-asshole to say.

    “Your breath isn’t bad”

    I’m awkward.