My recent ones aren’t very serious but they’ve been living rent free.

Coworker called me a tech racoon because I don’t throw computer shit away.

Other was another coworker mentioning that people that like purple really like it. Making me go “fuck” everytime I find a new purple thing in my home. Think I’m up to 30+ 🙃

What about you?

  • @PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat
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    I got onto a video chat with a friend-of-a-friend who was not from the US.

    The instant I took the phone and we saw each other for the first time, he scoffed and said “Big fake American smile.”

    It was 100% true. I had a big dopey bullshit “meeting people” smile on. That’s not common in other countries.

    • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      Derek Muller. Makes fantastic educational videos on his Veritaseum youtube channel. Rationalist, scientist, educator, doer of public works.

      Creepiest most unsettling artificial american smile you’ll ever see.