• @PunkRockSportsFan
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    574 days ago

    This is almost as embarrassing as the botched penis enhancement surgery he had.

    Dude just can’t win.

    Dickless, his kids won’t talk to him, and he sucks st video games?

    Dudes gonna off hisself I bet.

    • Bakkoda
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      154 days ago

      So that’s why his testosterone is so low and he needed all those hair plugs and face tucks and chin sculpting.

    • @T156@lemmy.world
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      144 days ago

      Dude just can’t win.

      Ordinarily, this wouldn’t have been such a bad thing, were it not for the fact that he’s desperate to both be seen as an infallible genius, and well liked.

      If it was the image people had of him 10 - 20 years ago, him admitting that he likes video games but wasn’t that great at them might have actually helped his image.

      • @Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de
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        94 days ago

        If Elon had said he loved PoE2 but he sucks at it because he rarely has time to play then that would have at least aligned with his claims that he works 60 to 80 hours a week. Elon pretending to work 80 hour weeks and also grind 16 hours a day on PoE2 was just insane. He is such an idiot

    • Phoenixz
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      104 days ago

      Not sure if you’re joking or not about the penis surgery

      • @yaldabaoth@lemmy.world
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        4 days ago

        There are rumors going around from people in his life that he underwent a failed penis enhancement surgery. A lot of people are joking that his dick is mangled or missing but in reality he probably just cannot maintain a natural or medicinal erection due to damage to the blood vessels. He has the money and resources to get a penile implant installed which is basically a fluid sac that fills up with the touch of a sub-dermal button to give someone an erection. He’s got a balloon animal cyborg dick basically. More than likely this makes him completely incapable of impregnating a woman (no muscles to ejaculate sperm with) which is why all of his children are IVF

        • @Ultraviolet@lemmy.world
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          64 days ago

          He also does it to ensure all his kids are XY because he’s a raging sexist, which explains why he’s such a shitheel to Vivian.

      • @PunkRockSportsFan
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        84 days ago

        I am not joking.

        His dick is mangled. I have it on good authority. A lot of people are saying it. A lot of smart people.

        He has less of a penis than a trans man.

        This is why he hates trans men so much.

        The only way he can disprove it is to show his dick.

        Otherwise he might be using “the wrong bathroom”

          • @Taleya@aussie.zone
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            74 days ago

            Also why he has such hateful issues with Vivian. Fucker can’t stand the fact that a) he has a daughter and b) reality and people remain uncontrollable even if you’re obscenely rich

          • @Spacehooks@reddthat.com
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            14 days ago

            So misogynistic cant have daughters. I wouldn’t be surprised is he doesnt touch women cause it gives him hives.

      • @bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social
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        24 days ago

        I honestly have no idea if it’s true. I first heard the rumor around the same time he said x would stop fact checking but whether or not that’s a coincidence is not something i can not say