A review of the senior thesis of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ’03 by The Daily Princetonian, in consultation with three plagiarism experts, found eight instances of uncredited material, sham paraphrasing, and verbatim copying. According to the experts, each passage violated Princeton’s academic integrity policies but varied in severity.
I hate having a secdef i can beat in chess. I suck at chess
Chess?! You could beat him at marbles he ain’t got none.
Dude consistently loses at Klondike.
A few beers short of a six pack. In his defense, he already drank them.