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Stamets to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Quitaly is pretty genius

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Quitaly is pretty genius

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Stamets to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • Justas🇱🇹
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    75•2 years ago

    Lith-away-nia

    Leave-ia

    Est-alone-ia

    And my personal favourite:

    Malta la vista

  • @brb@sh.itjust.works
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    65•2 years ago

    Finnished

    • @rambaroo@lemmy.world
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      15•2 years ago

      Noway

    • @tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz
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      1•2 years ago

      nooo, Fixit

  • @tslnox@reddthat.com
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    31•2 years ago

    Czechout

  • @Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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    30•2 years ago

    🇨🇦 Can’tada

    • @Wodge@lemmy.world
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      61•2 years ago

      Ah yes, Canada, the famously European country that is a cornerstone of the European Union.

      • @WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de
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        37•2 years ago

        🇦🇺Outstralia (One of the most european countries of course)

        • kase
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          7•2 years ago

          🏳️‍🌈LGBTQuit+

          Lmao this sucks I’m sorry

        • Flying Squid
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          5•2 years ago

          🇳🇿 No Zealand.

        • @BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk
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          3•2 years ago

          They compete in the Eurovision song contest, close enough.

      • @Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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        19•2 years ago

        Calm down guy. I was just having fun.

      • @krakenx@lemmy.world
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        9•2 years ago

        To be fair, the fact that Canada can’t leave the EU was in the name.

      • @cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        Non-Canadaidate

      • @SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works
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        7•2 years ago

        Well yeah, they Can’tada join us.

    • @Albbi@lemmy.ca
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      6•2 years ago

      Do you know where Canada is?

      I mean, it does own 100 hectares in France at the Vimy Monument, but that’s not enough to be considered for EU membership.

      • @Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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        2 years ago

        Did you know Canada shares a border with France?

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Pierre_and_Miquelon

        And Denmark?

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Island

  • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    23•2 years ago

    I like how this list is implicitly aware that Germany is the lynchpin of the EU

    • @reev@sh.itjust.works
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      9•2 years ago

      Germanay

      • @electrogamerman@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        Germanae-nae

    • Cicraft
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      7•2 years ago

      Frankfout? Berlin’t? Gernahny?

      • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        12•2 years ago

        Ditchland

        Allemagnope

        Germanflee

      • @hitmyspot@aussie.zone
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        5•2 years ago

        Berlout?

    • @TheV2@programming.dev
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      1•2 years ago

      Dodgeland

  • @Darkraisisi@feddit.nl
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    21•2 years ago

    Sadly we too already have a name for the Dutch (Netherlands) exit. The nexit.

    • @Verqix@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      At least they borrowed something from English for it, showing that being international isn’t all that bad :D

    • @DogMuffins@discuss.tchncs.de
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      3•2 years ago

      Yeah Nethermind in this list is funny but never gonna make it for every day use.

  • @tuda224@lemmy.world
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    17•2 years ago

    For Austria it’s actually ÖXIT and sadly enough it’s a thing.

    • Ahri Boy
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      12•2 years ago

      And DEXIT for Germany. I really hate AfD.

  • @PanPuszek@reddthat.com
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    17•2 years ago

    It’s not my original idea, but it definitely should be Polend.

  • @FridayChad@lemmy.world
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    17•2 years ago

    Byegaria

  • @pmk@lemmy.sdf.org
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    14•2 years ago

    We’ve already decided on Svejsan if Sweden would ever try to leave. It doesn’t translate well, but that’s part of the spirit I guess.

    • @wizzor@sopuli.xyz
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      As a non-Swede I will ruin the joke: hejsan is hello/bye in swedish.

  • @Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de
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    14•2 years ago

    🇵🇱 Poleout

  • moitoi
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    12•2 years ago

    Adieu doesn’t make sense in French. It’s called Union Européenne.

    People will use Frexit. The name speak for itself and whom is behind this ideology.

    • @rambaroo@lemmy.world
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      10•2 years ago

      The meme is very obviously made for English speakers. I’m not sure how you’re taking it this seriously

      • StametsOP
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        5•2 years ago

        Bruh this is Lemmy. I dunno if you’ve noticed but EVERY meme post and joke post is filled with comments like this of people taking the joke completely seriously and getting whiny over it. Starting to just get pathetic.

      • @Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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        4•2 years ago

        Because this is lemmy. “Ackshually…” is this places motto.

    • @Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      Adiue then?

  • @CAVOK@lemmy.world
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    12•2 years ago

    Any other country seriously considering leaving the EU?

    I thought brexit was this titanic success of hindenburg-esque proportions and about as popular as a fart in a lift.

    • @crackajack@reddthat.com
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      It’s up to the people as always. Even the previous right wing government of Poland has rhetoric of leaving EU is which ignored by the population. Overwhelming number of Poles support to remain in the EU. Actually trying to materialise leaving the EU is unthinkable for most Europeans despite what these Euroskeptic individuals would want.

      The only reason UK elected to leave was because they think they still have an colonies to trade with and can be self-sustainable.

    • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      4•2 years ago

      The frontrunner of the Dutch elections (not yet the president as he’s not succeeded in forming a parliament yet) is pro Nexit.

      But he’s said that he’s not going to because we can trust him that his extreme views are set aside for now…

      • @mirtuevagnet@lemmy.world
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        Prime Minister. The Netherlands does not have a president.

        Don’t think (hope) he will be able to execute his Nexit ambitions, but they will take steps in the wrong direction for sure.

        • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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          Minister president is what I shortened, and I agree that I should have been more clear.

          I’m not hoping for a nexit , but don’t trust him saying he put that ambition in the cooler. If he has the chance he will enact it.

    • Ahri Boy
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      3•2 years ago

      Luxit, Exprus, Exituva

  • @electrogamerman@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    M-exit-co

    • @starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      9•2 years ago

      I would love to see Mexico try to leave the EU

      • @electrogamerman@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        We left ìt during Pangea times

      • @XTornado@lemmy.ml
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        That’s one hell of a parallel reality.

    • DAS_AMAN
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      6•2 years ago

      What the hell

  • @ik5pvx@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    I prefer UscITA.

    • @Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      That’s actually genius. Is it a thing in Italy?

      • @ik5pvx@lemmy.world
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        Unfortunately no. Whenever this bullshit comes up in the news (and it does periodically when elections are due), it’s always italexit. Monkey sees, monkey does.

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