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Call me Lenny/Leni to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

If Jesus and his apostles had Chinese food for the last supper, what do you imagine the fortunes would say?

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If Jesus and his apostles had Chinese food for the last supper, what do you imagine the fortunes would say?

Call me Lenny/Leni to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @Lemming421@lemmy.world
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    “After some initial trouble, you will ascend to new heights”

    Edit: just realised that’s a bit dark if it was Judas’s fortune…

  • ivanafterall
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    “Hang in there! You’re going to really nail your next undertaking.”

  • Hemingways_Shotgun
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    28•1 year ago

    So long. And thanks for all the fish.

    • SanguinePar
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      And loaves.

      • Hemingways_Shotgun
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        4•1 year ago

        It’s the most layered joke I’ve ever come up with. Pretty proud of it, ngl.

        • SanguinePar
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          Rightly so. I laughed at the HHGG reference and then I got the second level and mentally applauded you :-)

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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      Lol.

  • @asmoranomar@lemmy.world
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    Given that Chinese fortunes aren’t fortunes and are usually proverbs…it’ll probably be something like “You can walk on water too, if it’s cold enough.”

  • Cloudless ☼
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    20•1 year ago

    “No fortune cookies for you! This is not America.”

  • @Jakdracula@lemmy.world
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    14•1 year ago

    “That wasn’t chicken”

  • @Susaga@ttrpg.network
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    10•1 year ago

    “You will reunite with a friend”
    “The bad times will be over quickly”
    “A sudden windfall will come your way”

  • Rob
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    “Even the closest of friends can sometimes hold betrayal in their hearts.”

  • @Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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    I just want to know if the loto numbers were any good.

  • @NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    Nobody could tell, because they had no translation.

  • @leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl
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    6•1 year ago

    in these dark times, people will see their fortune in you. you are their silver lining.

  • @tal@lemmy.today
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    They probably weren’t literate.

    • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      🏛️🗡️✝️👉👉

  • @RalphFurley@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    He who goes to sleep with itchy butthole wakes up with smelly finger

  • dohpaz42
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    3•1 year ago

    A stitch in time saves nine.

  • @nxdefiant@startrek.website
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    1•1 year ago

    😬

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