I predict that the DNA sample will be orange in color.

  • originalucifer
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    743 months ago

    name another human convicted of 34 felonies and does zero jail-time, zero fines. go ahead, i dare ya.

  • @BigMacHole@lemm.ee
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    343 months ago

    And let THAT be a LESSON to you! If you ALSO want to get away with a Crime all you need to do is THREATEN the LIFE of the Judge’s FAMILY!

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      62 months ago

      Violence works. Violence is the most efficient way of getting what you want. If you can pull it off, that is. — And the dictator in charge of the world’s most violent empire is very much able to pull it off.

  • 🦄🦄🦄
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    292 months ago

    “Will have to”

    Lmao no he doesn’t. What happens if he doesn’t do it? And what happens if he owns more guns? More convictions with zero consequences? Why would he care?

  • CrimeDad
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    243 months ago

    Setting aside that it’s Donald Trump I think it’s messed up that non-violent felons, or any felon really, lose rights just because they’re felons. Why should anyone lose their right to vote or keep a firearm if neither of those things had anything to do with their crimes?

    • @Dave@lemmy.nz
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      343 months ago

      There’s actually a really good reason to deny prisoners the vote.

      Imagine you’re a political party in control of the government. You can pass laws that target people who would not vote for you, then convict them of those crimes so they can’t vote against you!

  • ...m...
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    62 months ago

    …do three strikes laws apply to simultaneous convictions?..

  • dohpaz42
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    33 months ago

    Knowing Trump, it’ll be a little sippie cup of dried semen.