Reminds me of Dragon Age: Origins.
- Cut scene starts.
- Camera shows some guy: “Please you have to help me! My daughter needs <random items> for her wedding this evening. Fetch them for me immediately!”
- Camera switches to my party.
- All of them wearing heavy armor, carrying big and nasty weapons and still soaked in blood from top to bottom from the last battle: “Sure. By Andraste, let’s go!”- Brings “5x ceramic plate”
- Receives “Sword Of Total Pwnage” which has been a family heirloom for centuries.
“Was” young? He’s canonically 6 years old. Just wait until he really starts growing.
and his juvenile plumage falls off to reveal his adult mating colors, also he’s gonna grow a gigantic claw on each foot.
And now bird flu is coming along to stunt his growth
No, he was even bigger and he has been shrinking.
Other night had a Big Bird dream. I remember because i woke up in the middle of a debate with myself about Big Bird’s height.
But in the dream whenever Big Bird got mad at some one he would just bend over and projectile fluid dump on that person
mess with the bird you get the turd
I said it once and I’ll say it again! Big Birdie.
He could’ve always been big for his age
Bold of you to assume that Big Bird isn’t eternall and unchanging. Before the universe was created, Big Bird was there. When the last protron decays at the end of time, Big Bird will be there. He is always present, unyielding, and Big.
Big Bird flipped off the Blind Idiot God.
When you are invited to a meeting and you know you are the wrong person, but you don’t say nothing, because you want to waste peoples time and see the whole fucking world burn.
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Sesame street characters don’t have names. They are referred to by their species.
The fuck species is an Elmo?
I heard once he was a saint. Very on brand for the catholic church because I also heard he was a pedophile.
All of them are the last of their kind, and the whole show is just an intricate way of preserving them in their natural habitat. This is why the show can not end. Even after we have colonized the galaxy and most of us are off to find a better life, some will stay behind, filming the new season, unchanged, unending.
