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Golf: that egg didn’t break, better go find it and try again
football is all like “ew i don’t want to touch this panda egg”
Baseball like: give u three chances to hit this onion over that fence
These are great ways to describe sports.
In tennis, I’m pretty sure it’s a lime.
Or a moldy lemon
Might explain why they don’t want it
Ice hockey be like “gimme de patty or I’ll beat you.”
Rugby be like “keep your filthy hands off my gourd!!”
Fencing is fairly straight forward (and poke).
Touché
