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I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.
Can actually burn water.
Can turn water into Bearnaise sauce.
He cooks everything with magic mushrooms
EVEN IN JEST, HOW DARE YOU ASK!
zap You are now the world’s most delicious… hot dogHe once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.
Because he stirs all food with a used Hitachi.
It’s all instant food.
Instead of having a Sorcerer Supreme, Some dimensions get a Magic Chef.
The powers are food based, and used to protect our reality from extra dimensional beasts.
He was cursed by a witch, and his sense of taste and smell are totally wrecked.
Burns the steaks
He sawed a woman in half with a chainsaw! Now half the time he’s cooking pork chops, and the other half…hmmm anyway. What part did you like?.. I mean from the joke.
A cannibalism expert finds a red nose in a cave…do you guys think this is funny? That’s what she said! Its was a woman magician. For this joke. The previous one was a guy.
He failed his wizard exam and pivoted to cooking. I mean cooking is basically alchemy
If that is a refrigerator then he lives in the compressor pumping Freon.
If that’s an oven, he hides behind the crisper drawer and regulates the temperature for you.
