Jesus. no wine? miracle. dead friend? raise em up. not enough food? miracle some up. get crucified? rise from the dead.
the whole letting himself get captured plot was so out of left field.
Don’t forget the cringy cult like fanbase.
And the wild fanfic.
no wine? miracle.
Metaphor for conspiracy.
dead friend? raise em up.
Metaphor for a friend leaving the cult and coning back. See “X is dead to me”
not enough food? miracle some up.
Metaphor for inciting wealth redistribution
get crucified?
Brother.
rise from the dead.
Metaphor for leaving cult, but coming back for transition when terms of separation were agreed.
Mr. Magoo.
Rincewind.
This feels like cheating.
Kenny from South Park?
Goku. DBZ constantly reverses deaths by turning it into another form of training.
King (one punch man)
Daniel Jackson
He may die a fair bit, but he won’t stay dead for long.
When he gets his funeral card punched 10 times his next one is free.
Wolverine, who completely regenerated from a single drop of blood.
Does that, uh, mean that every time he bleeds he clones himself?
Not just blood…
Why you think he’s so grumpy all the time? He can’t risk a single drop of semen becoming an army of wolverines.
In one of the Frozen short films, Elsa creates an army of living snowmen by sneezing
Truly a #nofap for the sake of humanity
Spartan 117 from Halo. It’s pretty explicitly said that he has luck on his side. Hypothetically, he’s quantum immortal (we might all be actually) and the checkpoint system in the games is based around this immortality.
James Bond.
The Doctor (Doctor Who) and maybe a couple of his nemeses from his home world. Sure, he dies every few years, but regeneration into a new body is literally written into the lore. But then occasionally the Doctor is literally female, so at that point I assume she’s the queen of plot armour instead.
I love Akira but Kaneda has serious plot armor. He gets shot at by soldiers with automatic weapons countless times and survives. That and the collapsing buildings, psychics, and other hazards he just shrugs off. Meanwhile, Chiyoko gets stabbed by some random scumbag.
Bink from the Xanth novels. He is a magician who jahcndustbdrmicyd vjsybfkauchd auchwnzkhfmaicybfkaubd w
spoiler
He has a magical ability that prevents him from suffering harm by conjuring impossible coincidences. It also prevents anyone from being told about the nature of the ability or discovering it via magical means.
Also, I am pretty sure he becomes the King of Xanth in one of the later books.
His plot armor wasn’t total though. In the first book, or maybe even the second, there’s a moment where his power gets ‘flipped’ so that bad luck constantly gets in his way, and with very careful action it can be overcome. Also the power tried to keep people from knowing because once it was known it would be able to be defeated.
The xanth books were great. The one with the spider and time travel is just amazing. If you’re a dad, you could fill up your entire repertoire of puns from the series alone.
BJ Blazkowicz literally got his head chopped off and survived.
Frank Gallagher
I dont know, those types of people in real life tend to either die young or live wayyyyyyyyyy too long.
Gandalf
