Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 19 days ago

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door bell

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 19 days ago

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@HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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20•19 days ago
*more hilarious. They survive to be pranked again. Also you don’t have to worry about the pesky “domestic terrorist” label.
- @nailingjello@lemmy.zip
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  4•19 days ago
  But the doorbell can’t discriminate, it’ll activate no matter who presses the button. Case dismissed.
  - @ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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    10•19 days ago
    Booby traps are a felony, so I’d stick to the one that doesn’t add manslaughter.
    - LousyCornMuffins
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      3•18 days ago
      I didn’t put tits on mine tho

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