Doctoring the ball is an art limited to one pitcher.

The 2017 Astros engaged in Cold War style electronic surveillance to view inside pitchers gloves without having a man on second.

Then they banged a trash can to let the batter know whether to swing or not.

Hence the Trashtros.

They earned that name. They didn’t give back their trophy or their rings.

Bregman says “he wishes he didn’t do it”

Me too.

They kicked Pete rose out of baseball. They kicked shoeless Joe out of baseball.

They won’t let Barry bonds, mark McGwire Roger Clemens or Sammy Sosa into the Hal of fame.

But the commish is like why take back the trophy “it’s just a piece of metal”

Crooked ass crooks cheated for everything they won.