Summary
At a Wisconsin rally, Elon Musk complained about personal attacks and financial losses tied to his role as head of the DOGE.
He insisted he’s not stealing from Social Security, saying it’s actually costing him money—citing Tesla stock’s sharp drop.
Musk whined about Governor Tim Walz mocking the stock’s decline, calling him “a big jerk.”
Despite the criticism, Musk is pouring millions into Wisconsin’s Supreme Court race, while lamenting the pressure he faces for pushing controversial reforms.
That guy hears loving cup and knows he can’t
Run and jump and fish or fight
Or fuck
Dude can’t fuck. lol
His sex organ is mangled after a botched gender affirmation surgery.
I am not making this up.
This is a real story the media reported on until it abruptly went quiet on it.
What
The fuck, this comment makes no sense.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nryc7h6TCIE
The stones wrote a song about being a functional man who loved a woman.
Elon is not a functional man.
Only ivf babies for him.
Normally I wouldn’t laugh at impotence but Elon isn’t a human. He deserves no empathy.
Maybe we can focus on the fact that he’s a corrupt Nazi who’s destroying the USA, instead of unfounded rumours about his penis.
I can focus on both.
But I believe the broken penis is what drives his revenge cruelty
It doesn’t sound real at all. He’s a narcist who had a good PR team before. What makes more sense, come on? This conspiracy is wacko even by conspiracy theorist standards.
https://gizmodo.com/that-tweet-about-elon-musks-botched-penis-being-real-is-fake-2000583511
I heard from a reliable source he has a terrible penis injury.
The only way he can prove otherwise would be to show off his that he’s got one and is capable of getting it to full hunter Biden readiness.
Until then it explains everything :
His anger
His joylessness
His relentless pursuit of neuralink and creating the perfect environment to do unrestricted human testing on disappeared people in El Salvador so he can finally figure out a way to make himself get off.
All the ivf kids with hot women. <—- this is the biggest tell
His hate of trans men. A trans man has a more functional penis than he does.
I could go on. But you get the point.
I can be convinced he has a non botched penis.
But I need better evidence than what I have right now.
Because what I see right now, says botched penis.
Let’s see it Elon. Show it or how do we know you’re not using the wrong bathroom?
This is more believable than trickle down economics and really does explain a lot about him.
I’m convinced.
Yeah, I’m gonna need a source on that one.
https://www.snopes.com/news/2025/02/26/musk-penis-implant/
There were stories on regular traditional media websites. For a few hours.
Then it disappeared to rumor status lol.
All them kids are ivf.
His dick doesn’t work. lol.
If there was any real evidence of that being true, it would definitely have been reported on way more widely.
Real journalism doesn’t report rumors as though they’re true.
He literally rigged the election and the news didn’t cover it lol
Wtf news do you read? His crimes of election manipulation and payoffs were and are being heavily covered by the news.
Wait there’s proof that Musk actually tampered with voting machines?
There was no forensic audit
Yeah, they aren’t going to investigate shit. They spent two decades shrieking about voter fraud, that’s always entirely been a horseshit excuse to make it more difficult for women and minorities to vote.
This should be on the news everyday. This is a bigger fucking deal than the “hanging chads” were, but since no one is watching the watchmen the best we’ll ever get is this kind of analysis.
First time I’ve seen this. Interesting read. I don’t know if this proves fraud though.
O so not “literally” literally, literally figuratively
“Literal” as in they said they would do it and I believe them
Again, if there was verifiable evidence, it would have been reported.
Truth is hard.
There has been reporting on irregularities.
When you have a literal billionaire who bought one of the worlds largest social media platforms and has the other ones fellating him - when late stage capitalism has effectively killed journalism and most news is shared primarily through social media, truth is hard.
Make up your mind.
“Provide evidence”
provides evidence
“Actually that doesn’t count and actually it also invalidates your argument.”
Arguing with conservatives is always the same, ain’t it?
Also: “if Elon’s dick didn’t work the news would be so eager to report it the fact they haven’t means it must” is the stupidest argument I’ve ever heard. Why do you need the fascist strongman to be virile so much that you abandon basic logic?
Only one way to be sure he’s using the right bathrooms.
Let’s inspect his junk.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/breaking-down-rumors-musk-penis-230000612.html
seems iffy at best though i 100% believe the hair implant stuff no one comes back from the balding he had.