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This is why dating is so hard now

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    DAMMIT JENSEN

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    Yeah Jenson leave some honey for the rest of us.

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    he must be pretty huang

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    Always been the case. The trick is to offer something other than money, of course.

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      Like access to black market GPUs and treason?

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      A sick-ass leather jacket?

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      Is a good GPU better than money?

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      Money’s the best predictor for sexual success.

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    I don’t want to hear any of these short kings groan how it’s so hard to find women to date, all they really need is a few billion in the bank account

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      “I can’t believe she was doing espionage. I thought she was into me for my money.”

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      lol I saw a SubwayTake on that, a girl was claiming short guys had it easier than tall girls and the claim was guys just needed to be rich.

      It’s like … yes, being a tall girl can suck but why you need to bring down another group for …?

      • veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world
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        just needed to be rich

        • lobut@lemmy.ca
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          I know this meme is played out but I laughed so much …

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        That woman sounds like the worst, insecure, mean, and self centered. I’m 6 feet btw I just know that short guys is the male equivalent of a girl that fat.

      • myyass@lemmy.world
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        Being tall sucks in general. I’ve rented a couple places where the cabinets were a bit lower… perfect for me to hit my head on the corners. I’m not that tall either. And some cars… would break my neck, a nice 1-2 inches of space between my head and the top. That’s why I don’t like compact cars coffins. Like the Fiat cars, nope.

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          Hit my head on a light bulb once and my hair caught on fire. Being tall in a short man’s world is not all fun.

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          I think being tall can vary how tall you are and where you live. I think my friend is 6 foot and he’s in Japan and Vietnam and he loves the place but it’s not very easy to find clothes and has to crook his neck at doors. However, I’d like to think in Norway or Sweden or wherever the average height is fairly tall that it’d be more suitable for the vertically gifted. I think for the really tall that even things like cooking can suck cause they gotta hunch over. I remember seeing one fairly tall dude on TopChef and I can see his future back pains coming with al the hunching …

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        When a tall girl gets bullied for being tall, she has a massive advantage with the reach.

        The short guy does have access to more escape routes though as long as you’re not trying to hop fences.

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          And, if the Brady Brunch has taught us anything, being small can help save your life if you happen to be stuck in a freezer with only a small window to crawl out of.

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            A freezer with windows sounds interesting. I don’t remember that episode.

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              Yes, I’ve never been in a walk in freezer with a window. They’re always four insulated walls. But obviously it wouldn’t worked for the series to have killed two children mid-season like that.

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    I don’t see the problem?

    Same as OP for base: row of women icons on left, row of men icons on right. Arrows from all women going to Nvideo CEO. This image additionally has lines from all men icons to CEO

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      1000031162

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        What’s misogynistic about it though? It’s based off tinder statistics. For online dating it’s certainly true if only because men are super easy to get and women tend to have options available to them.

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      Did he fuck men too?

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      Now this is a blockcockchain

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      How massive is this guys dong?

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        He’s well Huang.

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          I heard he’s buying up all the last of the 3.5 inch floppy dick drives.

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        The inverse sq of his bank account value

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        It’s the size of the status that matters.

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        An inch shy of average? But I think they’re more interested in his wallet.

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          Everyone knows the equation:

          Penis length = measured length + 1" x (number of digits in net worth - 6) + 2" x (number of state secrets shared)

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      Refractory periods, mostly

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    So… all women are chinese spies! Oh my god!!!

    @women, is it a good side hustle? #lion #trader # selfmade #alpha #latestagecapitalism

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    It’s not the money. It’s the hardware.

    Hell, I’d fuck him for a couple 5090s too. Not wasting my time on last gen losers with only 8 GDDR6 to their name.

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      And here I am just chilling on 1GB of PCIe VRAM because idgaf. My requirements are basically doing enough VMs, not gaming.

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      5090s are cheap. He sold her a couple of billion worth of enterprise GPUs

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    Y’all sure about that? By that reasoning Elon should be swimming in the kind of pussy he doesn’t have to pay for/ buy.

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      Elon Musk has kids with 4 different women that we know of. I’m sure they all liked him for his personality.

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        Right. The other comment was surprising to say the least.

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      Musk doesn’t have to pay to get women. He has to pay to keep them from selling their stories afterwards.

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      If anything, Elon Musk must be so insufferable to be around that even gold diggers don’t find the money to be worth it, lmao

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        Doesn’t he have like 5 bb mommas?

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      Isn’t the meme commentary on Jensen Huang’s excessive affairs though and not that women are mindless money chasing zombies?

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        I mean the joke is that a billionaire gets all the pussy so I’m not sure it’s actually as against that narrative as you want it to be.

        The key difference seems to be that Huang isn’t a cringelord Nazi, just a big fucking nerd.

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          He is pivotal in providing GPUs in the attempt to ruin the labor market. He wants workers just as gone as everyone else.

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        Seeing as how there’s ample representation on either side, why not both? Why can’t OP be an equal opportunity discriminator?

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      He only cares about anime Sillicussy.

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    Technofeudoharms

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    https://themotorcyclejackets.com/

    was checking out website...

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    day by day hard now

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    The slut shaming is terrible.

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