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balderdash to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

German Art

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  • aard
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    151•2 years ago

    While failing at art he was still Austrian.

    • @NevermindNoMind@lemmy.world
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      43•2 years ago

      Crikey!

      • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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        8•2 years ago

        He trued to put his thumb in the bum of the jewish people

    • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      22•2 years ago

      So they fail at art AND geography

    • @_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz
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      7•2 years ago

      Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    62•2 years ago

    I remember that one time an Austrian failed art and did some fucked up shit.

    • Something Burger 🍔
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      27•2 years ago

      Making everyone think Hitler was German is Austria’s biggest victory.

      • @lugal@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        Or his own. He identified as a German and wanted Austria to be part of Germany

      • @rottingleaf@lemmy.zip
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        2•2 years ago

        One could argue that’d be about Mozart not being Bavarian

    • @topinambour_rex@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      In the mein kampf manga it is heavily implied he was German in his earth.

  • MadMaurice
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    47•2 years ago

    I’m pretty sure Hitler was not the last German to fail art, so I’ll take my chances.

    • Sockenklaus
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      21•2 years ago

      Aktshually he wasn’t even German…

      • @suction@lemmy.world
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        Australia, Austria, Germany, Burkina-Faso, who can keep up when all those countries have such similar names??

        • trashcan
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          12•2 years ago

          And where the hell is Deutschland?

          • Flying SquidM
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            20•2 years ago

            Über Alles, of course. Just look up.

            • The Barto
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              6•2 years ago

              Isn’t that in California?

          • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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            5•2 years ago

            I believe it’s another word for Holland

      • @vsh@lemm.ee
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      • MadMaurice
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        1•2 years ago

        Hitler became a German citizen in 1932 🙄

        • Sockenklaus
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          0•2 years ago

          Damn TIL! I didn’t know that and I didn’t know that Hitler was stateless from 1925 till 1932.

    • @Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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      • don
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        1•2 years ago

        Was he from Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, or Perth? I can never remember…

      • MadMaurice
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        You’re right. He must’ve been still Austrian when he failed art. The academy that failed him was in Vienna afair

  • @Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    43•2 years ago

    He wasn’t german and I don’t think you’re german. Germans usually know a lot about ww2…

    • @768@sh.itjust.works
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      16•2 years ago

      German education doesn’t actually tell you much about the Second World War and more about the Shoa and the implications of the ideology of National Socialism. Less about military strategy (like Operation Market Garden etc), more about gas chambers and death camps, deportation logistics, systematic dehumanisation. Exceptions are analysis of speeches.

      • UnfortunateShort
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        4•2 years ago

        What does tell you a lot about WW2 are late night TV documentaries on N24 tho (I think they were bought and rebranded?)

      • @wieson@lemmy.world
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        That would be implying that only learning about battles is “learning about the 2nd ww”. And it would deny that learning about society, policy and civilian suffering is part of learning about the war.

        I disagree with that.

      • @Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I learned everything, but went to school for more than the required 9 years…

        • @768@sh.itjust.works
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          GeschichtsLK und ihr habt Militärgeschichte gehabt? Da muss die Lehrkraft ja ein Interesse daran gehabt gaben…

          • @Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Naja, gehört halt dazu. Einiges haben wir auch ausgelassen. Militästrategie ist auch nicht so relevant für ein Verständnis politischer Prozesse und der Ereignisse.

            Aber mit mehreren Fronten und der Technik haben wir uns schon intensiver beschäftigt.

            Selbst wenn mein LK Lehrer einfach krass war, lernen die durchschnittlichen deutschen Schüler*innen die Grundlagen ja trotzdem. Also die Politik und Ideologie dahinter, den Putsch und die Konsequenzen für Minderheiten.

            Das Hitler aus Österreich kommt weiß jeder 15 Jährige, unabhängig von seiner Nationalität. Das ist der Casus Knacksus.

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      • @Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Do you not know anything about Germany? We learn every german genocide in school.

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          • @Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            0•2 years ago

            How? I can tell you only what I know, as someone who works in a school and went to multiple schools with different KESS factors

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              • @Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                What would count for you ?

                Is a teacher/ ex-student not enough?

                Someone who literally works in that field?

                You’re asking for a source,

                I AM the source

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  • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    38•2 years ago

    Austrian!

    • Norgur
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      17•2 years ago

      My theory: OP is Austrian. Notice how they go out of their way to claim Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.

      • @Notsosuperfloh@discuss.tchncs.de
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        7•2 years ago

        beethoven was a german. and hitler was a german with austrian migration background, because he had german citizenship, which makes him a german.

        • @test113@lemmy.world
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          4•2 years ago

          Yeah, but wasn’t all the art stuff in austria pre-migration? So I would say he is a failed austrian painter turned german dictator?

          • @Notsosuperfloh@discuss.tchncs.de
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            he also strived for a political career in austria, but failed. The germans accepted him

            edit: also he didn’t fail as a painter. he just failed to get accepted in a painting school, because he had no graduation. he then decided to stop painting.

        • Norgur
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          4•2 years ago

          Spotted the Austrian

          • @Notsosuperfloh@discuss.tchncs.de
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            0•2 years ago

            best country in the world. /s

            • Norgur
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              2•2 years ago

              That’s Australia, mate! You got the two confused!

  • @Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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    Downvoting for being bad at history, not art (which is also bad)

    • @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      Ford scoreboards and seven corollas ago I J Braham Lincoln saild the seas in the search of the one piece

  • Manucode
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    16•2 years ago

    If you’re German, how do you explain your previous post.

    • Katlah
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      43•2 years ago

      Making fun of American “healthcare” is a global pastime.

      • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        24•2 years ago

        Laughed so hard I pulled a muscle. The hospital gave me ibuprofen and charged me $4,000.

        • @jopepa@lemmy.world
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          Even the best medicine can be dangerous when irresponsibly indulged.

          You getting a steady stream of those bupros though, bro?

  • @db2@lemmy.world
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    12•2 years ago

    You mean invade Russia in the middle of winter?

    • @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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      He never played Risk

      • Urethra Franklin
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        Nor cunning use of flags.

  • @GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca
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    9•2 years ago

    Here’s your upvote. Keep practicing. I believe in you!

    • @NoMoreLurking@startrek.website
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      7•2 years ago

      We all do!

      WE ALL DO!!!

      • The Barto
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        3•2 years ago

        HEIL BOLDERDASH9!

        • @NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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          9•2 years ago

          No, no, not like that.

          • The Barto
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            Ok, ok, how about this.

            Glory to you and your house Bolderdash9.

          • @NoMoreLurking@startrek.website
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            Yeah, yeah, just to clarify…

            We all believe that he can be a great artist, not the next Führer 🤣

  • that guy
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    So what you’re saying is Hitler needed midjourney?

  • Transporter Room 3
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    Well that depends. Are you going to go on a rampage indiscriminately, or discriminately?

    Because I will be damned before I’ll enable a racist murderer!

    • @MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world
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      A racist is fine and so is a murderer, but a racist murderer is where we draw the line

  • @BoiLudens@lemmy.world
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    4•2 years ago

    This isn’t art?

    • @Notsosuperfloh@discuss.tchncs.de
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      everything is art.

  • TunaCowboy
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    4•2 years ago

    ITT: ackshurwarbgarblinglly a shitpost.

    Y’all let your mommies know so she can give you a dino chicken nuggy for being such a smart boy.

    • balderdashOP
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      I don’t think Lemmy knows what shitposting is. Either that or they just take everything too serious lol

  • @jopepa@lemmy.world
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    Became an engineer?

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