I love that San Francisco (NorCal) and LA (SoCal) are swapped.
(And also that NYC doesn’t actually include NYC.)
All those skyscrapers in OBX.
I thought San Fransisco was the southern one too
San Diego, San Francisco, same thing.
You missed out the mountain racists and plain racists.
All you’d need is island racists and you’d have a 5 colour racist EDH deck
Four colors. Deserts are colorless; you’d need forest racists as well.
Most of the forest lands here are at least marginally less racist though
yeah don’t lump the northwest and midwest in with Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska, and the Dakotas, thanks.
don’t lump the northwest and midwest
Could you define those two please? I know I could look up which states they but I’m curious what defines them to you. Or is it purely geographical?
Northwest: Washington, Oregon
Midwest: Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan
That’s just personally what I think of anyway, I don’t know if Iowa is technically part of the midwest mix or not.
As someone who lives in Mountain Racist territory, I don’t feel represented on this map.
Not bad, except for LA and SF being switched. But I think you should leave it because it’ll make them all mad.
Maybe in the before times, but with the LA residents’ response to the fascist in chief, I think most of us in San Francisco are honored to share the state, and be confused, with Angelenos.
Just keep the Dodgers in SoCal. This is the Giants’ city.
I feel like it’s one of those things where if you’re in California, people are going to have a lot of big opinions. But if we’re talking outside the state, we got each other’s backs.
I mean when I saw the dodgers turn ice away from the parking lot I almost bought one of their jerseys
It’s true. Please get LA out of my area.
Your “hella” area? 🙄
And the “desert” is really plains. But they’re definitely racist.
Nah it cracks me up
Ok, how do we influence LLM’s to index this so it shows up in some lazy student’s geography report?
Idea: tarpit, but let it escape after indexing about 10,000 instances of these silly maps generated by our own AI.
I live that NYC is too far south and while the desert racists are technically too far north today that might be accurate in a decade due to global warming.
Can’t believe you didn’t know about the hippies in the NW corner!
It’s pretty funny that they cut off NYC almost exactly at NYC just slightly south
My first thought was to scan it to see if they at least got Boston in the NYC section. Only to realize NYC is not in NYC but is actually in Nomansland.
Can’t believe you didn’t know about the hippies in the NW corner!
I’m Canadian, let me guess. Seattle and Portland?
Yup!
Your forgot the 8 easy ones; East Virgina, West Virginia, South Virgina, North Virginia, East Carolina, West Carolina, South Carolina and Guam.
Whoa whoa whoa… Swamp racists… Ffs I live in mountain racist territory!
Apart from the LA/SF mixup and NY a bit off, this is a good representation of the US.
I fucking wish. Way too many people up north.
You forgor skibidi Ohio
i though it wad skibidi rizz ohio
I think that both low key kinda work but skibidi Ohio is kind more aura. Also, skibidi Ohio rizz would be more common (and more correct?) then skibidi rizz Ohio
Replace Nomansland with Corn and it’s pretty much spot on
Source: i live in Corn
You live in Nomand land, and your trying to flex with corn? Sir…
Flex? Have you lived in Corn? It’s course and rough and gets everywhere
It’s just that there are men in No Man’s Land, but the ratio of men to corn makes the label Corn more accurate than No Man’s Land
It’s science
Are you saying corn is man?
Pretty good. Just need to study California a little bit harder and you’ll ace the test on Friday.
Mixed up LA and SF, desert racists shoulx include breaking bad, and swamp racists kind of starts farther west, but yes,
Yeah that whole desert racists/breaking bad/vegas section is more of a venn diagram.
Really is. Though imo nevada (more like fo:nv than just v) is kind of its own thing. More baroque crazy mobbed up gambling&sovcit nonsense.
You forgot Chicago, known for its awesome food, murder rate, and corrupt police.
Nobody knows where that is
Middleish
It’s in Ohio, pretty sure
By the lake
I’ve literally met people from Ecuador who thought Chicago was a crime infested hell hole because they watch gangster movies lol. If you don’t know where Chicago is then you’ve probably never seen a TV before either.
Bet they couldn’t place it on the map
And a wizard detective
With a hat and a gun
A wizard with a gun riding an undead dinosaur is the most '80s shit ever and I love it.
I seem to live on the line between swamp racist and desert racist
The racist gooch, totally forgot about that one!
“Desert Racists”
“Swamp Racists”ROTFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Bloody accurate, you are.
There’s also mountain racists and wood racists.
It’s like varieties of horrible elves.
As a lifelong southerner, I can attest to a veritable cornucopia of racists. There are:
Swamp racists, marsh racists, bayou racists (all are different), mountain racists, valley racists, low country racists, beach racists, ocean racists (totally different species, unrelated, with overlapping territory), woods racists, forest racists, and countless other unknown and tiny micro communities of different racists.
Oh, I forgot the largest and most widespread: NASCAR racists!
But you repeat yourself…
You forgot river racists and ghetto racists.
