New hot dog at Oracle ballpark came out this season.
I’ve put worse things in my mouth today
…like what?
No.
Because I do not like sauerkraut. Dye some onions orange and black instead.
And make the hot dog a sausage, and boom, I’m in.
And I got no problem with a dog, but sausage with onions and peppers (we can get orange peppers, and blacken the onions) is just such a staple.
This is prime expectation vs reality material.
If the kraut was actually nicely separated team colors, sure! But I expect the reality is an intermingled brown mess that resembles the muck you dig out of your gutters in the fall.
This is an actual thing not an April fools joke?
this is a real thing. not a joke.
Let me guess, this costs fifty bucks?
Feels like that’s lowballing it.
Meanwhile I’m living on about twenty bucks a week.
No.
Hot dog with kraut? Sure, anytime.
Eat it and your shit will be Smurf blue for days.





