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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

Beer garden ready

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Beer garden ready

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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  • NotSteve_@lemmy.ca
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    Sah hot beb

    • Maultasche@lemmy.world
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      Thonx beb

    • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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      Her thighs are in diffferent area codes.

      • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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        And the gap is in a different color hex code

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Suez-max ass thigh gap

    • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
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      Does she have two vaginas side by side?

      • Bluewing@lemmy.world
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        It’s an upcoming waifu model.

    • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
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      Faun fashion

    • darvocet@infosec.pub
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      dat gap O_o

  • BL4CKP1XX13 [they/it]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If Dr. Robotnik did everything but leg day.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      The peak male form.

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    Bro is anti leg day

    • Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Dude has never seen a hill in his life.

      • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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        He’s seen lots, just all downhill.

        • Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.

          • athatet@lemmy.zip
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            Idk if he even walks

            • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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              Doesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.

              • Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).

            • socsa@piefed.social
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              2 个月前

              Hand stands only bro

    • nullify3112@lemmy.world
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      2 个月前

      Bro definitely drives to the gym

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      Bro is missing part of his right knee and doesn’t appear to have a left knee at all… He has bigger problems

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    We’re so keyed to spot ai that we’ve forgotten how to recognize obvious photoshops.

    • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de
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      and gimps and kritas

      • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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        Hey. I don’t think you’re allowed to just go around saying “gimps and kritas” in 2026. Try to be better.

        • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de
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          KDE paints and Gahnome paints

  • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip
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    Sad. Back in the day, everybody could tell by the pixels that it was 'shopped.

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    That’s gotta be photoshopped. I’ve got skinny legs but this is ridiculous.

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      Even if he didn’t do leg day, just by working out being fit they should be bigger than that lol.

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        Homeboy just got out the wheelchair. Them leggies is jelly and he’s balancing himself with core strength, dude looks like a wacky waving advert but goddamn is it impressive.

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        Mate, just the walking involved doing a desk job working from home they should be bigger than that.

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    This is a shoop, right?

    • __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      More like a What a man

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        What a man what a man what a tiny legged man?

        • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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          (Oh, he’s a tiny tiny legged man)

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    ALWAYS SKIP LEG DAY

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    This is biergarten ready. The shirt is optional.

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    Gotta be fake

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      It’s not just fake, it’s old school fake. You can clearly see the photoshop along his legs.

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        I zoomed in for those who can’t see it:

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          That’s not a photo shop.

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            • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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              This is a photo shop.

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          I require context.

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        The good old days.

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      Fuck you Reilly yo mama so skinny when she dropped her watch in the drain she slid through the railings of the drain to get it

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        Fuck you Jonesy, last night I got your mom so wet Trudeau had to deploy the national guard to stack sandbags around my bed

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    Dude looks like an anime character.

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      Despicable me ass-havin-legs

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        How is motherfucker gonna hide his freeze-ray without his jacket? Ain’t gonna go in his pants.

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        I read this in a pirate voice.

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    @The_Picard_Maneuver that man needs to occasionally do leg day when he goes to the gym.
    Always funny to see how many big buff guys with chicken legs there are

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    I have long skinny legs and even mine look like tree trunks compared to this dude

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    WTF is leg day?

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