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Whit House Correspondent
Fox Mews
Chanel
Liver from Harvard University
The details are fantastic lol
NADSAQ lol
check the author name in the byline, too
Oh noes, I also came down with a case of da bone spurs for no reason! 😮
Tell me there is a possibility of a draft without telling me there is a possibility of a draft.
aside:
Foxes don’t mew. They bark, kinda. It’s one of the most horrible sounds nature overall produces. Sounds like a child being mutilated.
edit: hm, apparently “mew” doesn’t mean what I thought it does - the sound a cat makes.
“Mew” is the sound a kitten makes. “Mews” can mean a building in which to keep one’s trained falcons, or a group of homes that used to be stables, or homes that pretend to once have been stables, because Real Estate.
Sound a cat makes can be written as meow, mao, miyay, and my favorite, :3
Shriek, foxes shriek.
You are all worried about being drafted and the inequity of Baron getting off the hook like this (whether it’s a true headline or not). Just do what Ted Nugent did, and shit yourself for 3 day and get a mental illness waiver!
Stop there though and don’t molest underage girls
Or, if you prefer a method that doesn’t involve shutting yourself. Just say you’re trans. No need to take hormones, unless you wanna… you’re trans non-binary. Bit of nail polish, makeup, gender non-conforming clothes. Easy sell, congratulations, you are no longer eligible to serve in the US military
Im legit scared they move me to work camps. I guess thats better?
The klinger method!
The trumps have a long and distinguished heritage found within the chickenshit bloodline.
Barron has not aged well. He’s got that Crabbe/Goyle look going on.
It would be an outright miracle, if he turned out a decent person, given his background.
He won’t.
You never know - sometimes people go against the grain. For example some of the best parents I know had shitty parents growing up.
Wouldn’t bone spurs be useful in a combat situation? If they’re long enough, you’re basically Wolverine without the healing factor. 🤷🏻♂️
I’m guessing our frenemies in Afghanistan (or insert whatever country, you pick) are not testing for bone spurs at the RPG market.
Kids looking more slob-ick than Slavic
Funny, that… you’ll be shocked by the reason!
He’s half Slav half slob
Slab.
See you on the front lines, boys.
Always reminds me of this Michael Moore bit https://youtu.be/89sXG6kTo6o
So, he is unfit for the selective service?
Say the correspondent’s out loud.
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This is satire. It even says “Fox Mews” in the bottom left, lol.
And Don De Trayy-Tor (Don The Traitor)
